Sex consultant

I had a weird text from TA, somewhat out of the blue given we haven't interacted in months.  Seems his new girlfriend doesn't want to try anal sex and he was looking for advice.  LOL can you believe this guy? :)  I asked what kind of advice and he said she thinks it will be messy but when we did it it was ok.  I let him into a little secret that I tend to clean out first so it isn't messy but even that isn't a guarantee.  He said she is also worried it will hurt, and well I have an answer for that one right away LOL I told him it can hurt but he isn't very thick so it's ok.  Well, he did ask :)  He wanted more details about cleaning and I told him I use an enema.  He asked me what would happen if there was some mess and I said I'd probably be mortified.  I told him to get her a small dildo or butt plug and get her to experiment on her own, but if she doesn't like it then she doesn't like it.

He then asked if I had done anal since him but I told him I wasn't going to say.  He then wanted to know how many guys I've had sex with since him and again I told him I wasn't going to say.  "But you have had sex?"  LOL he doesn't know me very well :)  I just texted him "Goodnight x"

In the morning I got a text apologising;

"Sorry about last night, I was drunk, I shouldn't have asked you personal questions"
"It's ok, I hope you get your dick in her ass x"
"LOL me too x"

About 10 minutes later I got

"Maybe one day I'll get it back in yours? ;)"
"I have to be at work in an hour, no time to prepare so you can come over but it might be messy"
"Seriously?"
"Of course not :)"
"Ok, I hope you have someone keeping you happy x"
"Not right now, but you've seen my sex toy drawer ;)"
"I have....  You're a sexy slut :)"
"Why thank you x"
"I still think about your blow jobs"
"Better than your girlfriend's?"
"Way better"
"It's been nice chatting, but I need to get to work x"
"You dressed yet?"
"Nope"
"Wear pink knickers today"
"Ok x"

And I did :)

Wax on, wax off

I had a busy Saturday, I've started up my waxing again as it's fairly popular this time of year with people wanting to go to the beach and so on.  I had about six appointments but some didn't show, par for the course really.  The first one was quite interesting, a fairly large man, probably mid-thirties, wanting genital waxing.  I showed him through to the room to get undressed, told him where the towels are etc and I'd be in in a minute, usual stuff.  Some people are coy and a little shy, some are just "here's my genitals, have at it!"  This man was definitely the latter.  When I got into the room he was already lying on the table with what I could only describe as a horse cock out for all the world to see.  I've always thought fatter men tend to have tiny willies, but not this guy LOL.

He was already fairly trim, I'd say he maybe only had about a week of growth as it was, so not a great deal to do.  He was wearing a wedding ring so I tried to be as respectful as possible, but at the end of the day I have to touch your dick, we all know that.  "You're ok with me touching and stuff?" I asked before I began, and he said "Yeah, do what you have to do".  I got down to applying the wax, stripping it off, moving his cock to one side or the other as I worked.  There was so much girth and heft to it, I even wondered if he had had some kind of enlargement procedure maybe.  When it came to do the shaft I asked again if he was comfortable and he said he was fine.  When we were all done I asked if he wanted some cream applied, as it'll have to go all over, and again he was fine.  So I rubbed it around the pubis, then the balls, then ran some cream up and down his shaft, getting a good chance to grip it in my hands and hold it properly.  "Is that ok?" I asked, "It's rather nice actually" he replied.  "Do you want some more?"  "Sure, you can keep doing that."  So I got more cream and gripped his cock and slid my hand up and down it slowly.  He wasn't objecting so I continued to do it.  When I went back for more cream I could see his cock was now erect, it was pretty much the same size as before, just stiffer and defying gravity.

My hand went back to grip it, sliding up and down....he knew what was going on so I said softly "You have a really nice cock".  He laughed a little and thanked me.  "Is this speed ok?" I asked, and he confirmed it was.  I kept going at a steady rate, his thick cock sliding beneath the grip of my hand, it was so thick and hard, and with no warning at all it suddenly started shooting out spunk.  Quite a lot.  The first jet reached his neck, I kept pumping his cock and four more jets shot out, landing on his belly.  Big thick blobs of spunk.  When he had finished cumming I squeezed my thumb up the base of his shaft to eek out the final small beads and bent over to lick them off with my tongue.

I got some tissue and cleaned him up and he seemed a bit concerned so I did my best to reassure him it was fine.  After he was dressed we talked a little and he offered me a "tip" for "having to clean up" but I assured him it was fine, sometimes it happens, it's just part of the job.  I suppose it was easier for him if we both pretended it was just an accident.  He volunteered some information on the wedding ring, maybe suspecting I took him for a pervert cheating on his wife, but it turns out he's a widow so that's quite sad.  Given he didn't have much growth when we started I don't know if he likes to get waxing done at different places, maybe for some female interaction?  It's not for me to ask really.  It did make me feel better that I hadn't just jerked off some poor wife's husband.

He sent me a text later on to thank me for the waxing and I replied that he was welcome, that I was sorry for his wife and if he ever came back I'd try and do something special for him.

"What do you mean 'special'?"
"Anything you want, anything that would make it nicer :)"
"You mean like music and candles?"
"If that's what you want."
"There is something but I don't want to offend you?"
"What is it?  I won't be offended :)"
"I liked it when you licked me at the end :)"
"So you want more licking? :)"
"Yeah, I think that would be nice :)"
"Ok, I'm sure that won't be a problem ;)"
"I hope my semen didn't taste bad?"  (who says "semen"? LOL yuk)
"It was yummy :)" (a bit of a lie, God why didn't you make it taste of chocolate?)
"Ok, I hope to see you again x"

The next guy was actually someone from my work.  He's a nice guy, we don't work together so I don't see him as much, early 20s.  He's really hairy but wanted his chest, back and legs done.  Quite a lot of work so he took up a fair chunk of the day.  Afterwards I asked him if he wanted his pubes doing but he laughed that off, adding that we work together.  "So?"  He said he didn't want me to see him "like that", but I told him it wasn't a problem, not to worry about it.  He eventually agreed :)  He was already in the waxing room so he gingerly dropped his boxer shorts and got back on the table.  His cock was soft and didn't look very big, but how big it is soft doesn't relate to how big it is hard.  I wonder if that added to his nervousness.  He seemed quite tense and got through the whole thing without getting hard.  I quite enjoyed doing it really, even though there was nothing sexual, it's a thrill seeing someone naked when they don't see you in return, to touch and handle his cock.  It's complete one-way intimacy :)

My next client was a girl so that was a straightforward bikini wax.  Girls are so much easier to do, I think because there are no "sexual" issues.  That's a two-way thing too, doing my work colleague was just a job, as was doing this girl.  But guys always worry about getting hard-ons or whatever, and if it's a guy I find attractive, or a cock I really like, then it can be hard for me to stay professional as well.

After her there was an hour before my last appointment so I had a quick fiddle :)

The last guy was big, over six feet, quite well built so I was anticipating another big cock and I wasn't disappointed.  He was very relaxed and had a lot of chat and was quite flirty and forward.  Again he was fairly trim to start with so I didn't anticipate a lot of work.  As I was working he gradually got hard and rather than just ignoring it, chose to ask if that was ok and I said it was.

"Do you do many of these each day?"
"About 4 or 5 maybe, I only do this occasionally so I try and book people on the same day."
"You must see a lot of dicks then, does your boyfriend mind?"
"No, he doesn't mind, he knows it's just a job" (I thought it was better to lie than say I was single)
"How does mine rate?" (Seriously? Ugh! :) )
"It's the second biggest I've seen today" I told him
"Really?"
"Yeah, some guy this morning was huge"
"Do you care about the size?"
"No, it's all the same, I probably prefer bigger ones, yours is nice"

I knew that would go down well, and it did.  I managed to finish up and put some cream on, cupping his balls, working it into his shaft.  He had some pre-cum leaking out the top, a small ball of clear fluid.  "That's us all done, and a good thing as it looks like you're about to burst".  I took some tissue and wiped away the pre-cum.  "I think I am, do you mind?" and with that he gripped his cock between his fingers.  "No, it's fine with me."  He started to jerk himself off, cumming almost instantly, he directed his cock down so the spunk flew across his chest, the dregs of it on his thumb where he's been gripping his shaft.

I got some tissue and cleaned the spunk from his chest and hand.  I held his cock and squeezed out another drop of spunk which I wiped up with the tissues.  "All gone" I smiled at him with a wink.  All clients done I took to my bedroom to have my second fiddle of the day.  Funnily enough though I was thinking about the guy from work, there was something about that whole interaction that just turned me on.

Paying the rent

I was at my friend's house and she had been looking for somewhere to rent and was trying craigslist but she said it was filled with sleazy adverts exchanging rooms for sex.  She said she'd contacted a few for a laugh and got various responses, some even sent dick pics so I asked for a look and she scrolled through some of the adverts and the responses and it was all average stuff, but one cock looked really weird, it was so veiny and he had a really thick head, much thicker than the shaft.  It was some old guy and I noted from the advert it wasn't too far away.  Not going to lie, I tried it myself when I got home :)  I found the ad and contacted him and within about three exchanges he was sending dick pics, one of which was the one I'd seen at my friend's house.  He said he was 55 and would I like to come and view the room.  I didn't know to go dressed, super slutty or conservative, so I chose in the middle with jeans and a thin white top with black bra underneath.

When he opened the door he immediately glanced down at my boobs and stared for a moment.  I could tell from the smile on his face that he liked what he saw.  He showed me around the house, the room etc, and to be honest it was all ok, nice and clean and spacious, it was far from a seedy hovel I feared it might be.  He asked a little about me so I said I was moving to the area and needed somewhere for a few months.  He asked if I had any questions about "the arrangement" so I asked him to clarify what it was.  He said he expected us to "spend some time together" probably once a month and that was about the extent of it.  He then asked if I was ok with the pictures he had sent, and I told him he had quite a curious cock :)  Not sure if he was a little offended but he asked me to elaborate and I just said it was a little different.  Surely he must watch porn and much know his cock is far from average?

He said I didn't send him any pictures but he said he found me attractive, that he loved my boobs.  He started to talk a little more graphically about sex, asking me about my sex drive, my shaving habits, then getting braver as the conversation went on he asked what positions I liked, if I swallow.  I tried to be vague with my answers, but I could see from his trousers that he was starting to get hard and he didn't seem to bother hiding it. Following my gaze he asked if I minded and I said no, it was fine.  We sat beside each other on the sofa and he placed his hand on my leg and stroked it a little as we talked.  I was curious to see this cock in the flesh so I reciprocated by placing my hand on his leg.  He leaned in for a kiss...mmmm....ok, wasn't keen on doing that, but as we kissed I moved my hand up his leg toward his crotch until my fingers touched where his shaft was.  I passed my hand over it and undid his jeans.  He helped me by spreading the fly out and releasing his cock from his boxers.  I grabbed it in my hand and he started to feel my boobs over my top.  I broke off and moved my head to his crotch.  I ran my tongue under the significant rim of his cock, his head was so much bigger than his shaft, it looked like a big mushroom.  The veins of his cock so were so thick and prominent.  I slid the head into my mouth, slowly working it up and down with my tongue and lips while my hands went for his balls which were not massive in size, but hung really low.  I gently caressed them as I sucked him off.  I could tell he was enjoying it, moaning in delight each time my lips reached his head then sank down his shaft again.  I sped up a little, taking his cock in and out of my mouth until his moaning because an almost constant steady sound.  His breath started getting short and sharp and he finally released his cum into my mouth.  There wasn't much of it which was good as it didn't taste very nice, I generally don't mind the taste of cum.  He sat back on the sofa like a rag doll, his thick veiny cock with mushroom head lying on his trousers to one side.

"I knew you'd swallow" he panted through a smile.  If that's how his cum normally tastes then I wouldn't be surprised if he has trouble getting people to swallow.  I made my excuses and left, telling him I'd let him know about the room.  He sent me an email asking if I had decided, and I replied to say that I had found somewhere else.  He asked if it was for the same arrangement and I said no, I was paying normal rent.  He said I could come over any time, lol I bet he'd like that.  I might, maybe it was something he had eaten recently that made his cum taste that way, and it was only a blow job so who knows, maybe he's great at everything else!

Fessing up

P came to my work around lunchtime and I told him that I wanted TA to know that we've been having sex.  He said he didn't mind him knowing but it would probably be better coming from me.  Gah, what a cop out.  I sent TA a text asking to meet for lunch on Saturday, at a cafe, I suppose these things are generally done in public.  We met as planned and eat and talked and whatnot, and at the end of the meal I finally got around to telling him that there was something I needed to say, that P and I had had sex a few times and I didn't want him to think we were doing things behind his back.

He seemed to take the news ok, he didn't really react in a negative way, or react much at all.  Eventually he said that was ok, and asked if this was an on-going thing, and I said it was.

"Is it just for fun?"

"Yeah, we're just having a casual sex thing."

"So you've replace me too then?" he smiled.

"That's exactly what I've done" I smiled back

"There's no reason we can't pick up our previous relationship either, is there?"

"Maybe, I'll see."

"Tell you what, if I can guess the colour of your knickers you'll sleep with me one more time?"

My black bra straps were showing so I was pretty sure he'd say black, so I agreed.

"Ok, you're on"

"Black?"

"Nope, red."

"Is it a thong?"

"We were only talking about the colour" I teased

After lunch he drove me back to my place and said

"How do I know you weren't lying about your knickers?"

"You want to see my kickers?"

"I think I should come in and see them, yes"

"Maybe some other time" I winked at him.

At least he knows for now anyway, and was still horny for me by the looks of things.

Why not?

TA came around like he said he would and we sat in the living room and chatted for a while, got something to eat and then came back to chat some more.  I asked him how things were with his ex, he said he doesn't really speak to her any more.  I asked if they were still having sex but he said no.  I had to ask him if she was as good as me....I know I shouldn't as I wouldn't let guys know how they compare to other guys, and he said she wasn't.  Hopefully that was the truth, but he was obviously after a shag so maybe it wasn't :)

"When you told me you were being naughty, what did you mean?" he asked, referring to our text conversation
"I'm not saying, it's private"
"Was it something sexual?"
"Maybe" I replied as coyly as I could.

He said the thought of that was making him feel horny, and began rubbing his cock through his jeans.

"You can have a wank in the bathroom if you want" I told him, mainly to confirm that he wasn't getting into my knickers :)
"Do you mind if I have one here"

I thought about it for a moment, then said; "Sure, why not"

He undid his flies, reached in and pulled out his cock which was half hard.  He started to slowly wank it with his hand and it was soon at full stiffness.  It was good to see again, I guess I can't lie, and part of me did want to just jump on it :)

"It's been a while since I saw your cock"
"Been a while since you sucked it too"
"Or did lots of things" I winked.
His wanking intensified a little and he asked; "Tell what you did that was naughty"
"I took it up the arse"
He continued to wank, his hand running up and down faster, "Did you enjoy it?"
"Yeah, it was good....you should know"

He titled his head back and furiously worked the shaft of his cock

"Did you enjoying me sucking your cock?  Swallowing your cum like the nasty slut I am?"

He pounded away and lifted his shirt up so I thought he was close to cumming.  He started to groan and moved his cock closer to his body, his hand continued to pump it and spunk began shooting out, resting in big blobs against his stomach and chest.  I went to the kitchen to get him some paper towels to mop up with.

When he was clean he asked if I wanted to go for a drink or a coffee, but I said I had stuff to do so couldn't.  The reality was that I was horny as hell watching him jerk off like that.  My knickers were wet and my pussy was tingling.  I saw him out the door then went straight to the bedroom and enjoyed some time with my dildo :)

In other news P told me he has been given the "all clear" at a clinic, he's obviously angling for some bareback action!

Happy Christmas

I got a text from P on boxing day to say he wanted to come over and give me a present.

"It's not your cock is it? :)"

"No, but you can have that too if you'd like ;)"

He said it would only take him 5 or 10 minutes to get here so I thought I'd shower when he gets here.  Maybe I was being presumptuous :)  His gift was a bottle of wine (how imaginative!) so I put it in the fridge for later.

I jumped into the shower, washed, dried and came out with the towel wrapped around me.  I went to the living room and P looked at me and smiled.  He approached and took the towel away, then pulled me toward him and we kissed quite passionately, lots of slow mouth action and tongues.  His hands ran down my back to grab at fistfuls of my ass.  He rubbed his crotch against me and even through his jeans I could feel his cock was hard.

We wasted no time getting to the bedroom, P stripping off on the way.  We lay on the bed and continued to kiss and caress each other.  He'd gently feel and squeeze my tits, flick my hard nipples, or pull me toward him.  Similarly I felt my hands wander all over him, his back, his butt, all the time aware of his hard cock pushing against me.  I would occasionally move my hand to brush past it, or maybe give it a slight grasp.  It was all, feeling quite passionate and intimate but I was lost in the moment so went along with it.

His hand moved down to my ass, his finger touching my asshole and lingering a while, he circled it with his finger as his tongue explored my mouth.  I lay on the bed on my front, my legs slightly spread and he lay on the bed beside me, his finger running down to dip into the entrance of my wet pussy, then back up to my asshole again.  "You're giving me very dirty thoughts" I told him.  He didn't stop what he was doing, "Such as?"

I got up off the bed and took a condom from the bedside cabinet.  He lay on his back and I opened the condom and rolled it down the length of his hard cock.  I got some lube from the drawer also and squeezed it from above so it fell in a single thick stream onto the head of his cock.  After putting on a generous amount I spread it all over with my hand.  I straddled him and while facing him I grabbed his cock from behind and held it upright while I pushed down on it with the mouth of my ass.  I gently rocked back and forward, pushing gently down then rising back up.  I continued this motion over and over about 10 times and I started to feel myself relax and the tip of his cock start to ease its way in.  With each few push backs it got slightly easier, slightly deeper.  With a longer, harder push the head of his cock finally pushed inside my ass.  I kept up with the slow rocking back and forth and with each push back his cock edged slightly further inside.

In a few minutes his cock was really inside me, and as I rocked back and forth it stuck in slow and deep, then on the up stroke I stopped before I could feel it was about it pop out, then pushed back down again.  The motion was slow and gentle but it felt really good.  I could hardly believe a cock this thick was in me, and that I was actually enjoying it.  It was tight for sure, but felt good.

With one long so push I sat all the way down, his cock buried deep, I leaned back, putting my hands behind me and raising my knees up to give him a good view of my pussy spread open as I moved up and down, his cock fucking my ass.  I started to moan in pleasure, again he seemed to know to stay still and let me do all the work, I kept the speed at a level where it still felt good.  He started to moan and grunt loudly himself, clearly enjoying it.  We didn't say anything, there was no "dirty talk", but he couldn't hold back any longer and came loudly.  I waited for his orgasm to finish, then lifted myself up and off as his cock slid out.

He was laying on the bed looking up, panting heavily.  I grabbed some tissues from the bedside cabinet and wrapped them around his cock, pulling the condom off as I did.  It was a bit messy but I don't think he saw.  I disposed of the tissue in the bathroom and jumped into the shower again, my ass cheeks all slippy from the lube.

I went back to lie beside him on the bed, "That was good" I told him.  "Really good" he replied, seemingly quite genuine.  We started to kiss again, I wrapped my legs around one of his legs and started to push and rub my pussy against him as we made out.  As we kissed harder I rubbed harder, and then finally had an orgasm myself.

After that we just cuddled and I was worried we were getting a bit too close, not only from him but maybe me too.  Well...I was certainly enjoying the sex anyway :) maybe more than I should be.  I might cool off him a bit, maybe try and get some fun elsewhere?

The day after I got a text from TA at about 1am, no doubt a drunk one :)

"You been naughty or nice?"

"Very very naughty ;)"

"Do tell...."

"I'll leave it to your imagination x"

I texted him in the morning to ask how things were going with his girlfriend.  He said that they'd split up, so I wonder if he's going to be sniffing around for some rebound sex.

"Was your cock too big for her?"

"Ha ha, no, not that, but thanks x"

He texted later to ask if he could come around and I said he could if he wanted to but we wouldn't be having sex.