Sex consultant

I had a weird text from TA, somewhat out of the blue given we haven't interacted in months.  Seems his new girlfriend doesn't want to try anal sex and he was looking for advice.  LOL can you believe this guy? :)  I asked what kind of advice and he said she thinks it will be messy but when we did it it was ok.  I let him into a little secret that I tend to clean out first so it isn't messy but even that isn't a guarantee.  He said she is also worried it will hurt, and well I have an answer for that one right away LOL I told him it can hurt but he isn't very thick so it's ok.  Well, he did ask :)  He wanted more details about cleaning and I told him I use an enema.  He asked me what would happen if there was some mess and I said I'd probably be mortified.  I told him to get her a small dildo or butt plug and get her to experiment on her own, but if she doesn't like it then she doesn't like it.

He then asked if I had done anal since him but I told him I wasn't going to say.  He then wanted to know how many guys I've had sex with since him and again I told him I wasn't going to say.  "But you have had sex?"  LOL he doesn't know me very well :)  I just texted him "Goodnight x"

In the morning I got a text apologising;

"Sorry about last night, I was drunk, I shouldn't have asked you personal questions"
"It's ok, I hope you get your dick in her ass x"
"LOL me too x"

About 10 minutes later I got

"Maybe one day I'll get it back in yours? ;)"
"I have to be at work in an hour, no time to prepare so you can come over but it might be messy"
"Seriously?"
"Of course not :)"
"Ok, I hope you have someone keeping you happy x"
"Not right now, but you've seen my sex toy drawer ;)"
"I have....  You're a sexy slut :)"
"Why thank you x"
"I still think about your blow jobs"
"Better than your girlfriend's?"
"Way better"
"It's been nice chatting, but I need to get to work x"
"You dressed yet?"
"Nope"
"Wear pink knickers today"
"Ok x"

And I did :)