I came back from a night out just after midnight and one of the old blokes from my flats was outside. He's about 50 I guess, and I asked him if he was ok. He said his wife had gone to bed thinking he had keys to get back in but he didn't. I couldn't really leave him out there so I said he could sleep on my couch if he wanted. He seemed happy to be in out of the code at least and I got him a pillow and some blankets and he bedded down while I went to bed.
In the morning I woke to him knocking my bedroom door. I covered my boobs with the duvet and said he could come in. He said he was going to head off but I said he could stay for breakfast or coffee if he wanted. I said I'd meet him in the kitchen. I put on a thong and a t-shirt that pretty much covered my bum. I wasn't too bothered, he was married and 50 so I guess it was safe :) plus I suppose there is a little bit of exhibitionist in me ;)
In the kitchen I pottered around getting the coffee and some bacon sarnies while he sat at the table. I'm sure he was getting the occasional eye-full, but when I was done with some cooking I saw he had his hand under the table, and when he saw me looking he got quite nervous and put his hand on top of the table. I asked if he was ok, and he got quite flustered and apologetic. I'm pretty sure he was stroking himself under the table! I told him there was nothing to worry about...and did he want some kitchen towel? Lol I tore him some off and he said he'd go to the toilet, but I told him it was fine, I'd get back to my cooking for a while.
So I busied myself over the hob, not really knowing how much time he'd need as he was being quite quiet, but it was a little surreal. When I turned back he was pretty much all finished and looking quite sheepish. He apologised again and explained that he thought he was going to have an accident as he got over excited. I guess I'll take that as a compliment! When we'd finish our breakfast he admitted he felt quite guilty that he had done something behind his wife's back, but I told him it was no worse than watching porn on the internet and that I didn't mind.
Bless him, I don't think his wife gives him much (if any).